After a while Sage stopped to rest on a truncated mountain top, gobbling an unwary mountain sheep while Eldritch consumed bread and cheese washed down...with a skin of wine.Resuming their search, they happened upon a large cave high on a peak where there was no denying the bats had made their home. Piles of whitened skeletons littered the guano spattered rocks below the opening, the smell making them both sneeze."How shall we make them come out and fight?" Sage said."I have an idea," Eldritch. ..no…no more, ahhh." She tried to struggle as he kissed her neck, so he thrust his fingers even more insistently in and out of her tight cunt. Her eyes closed as he rapidly finger fucked her hot wet hole. As he leaned down to kiss her, her mouth opened automatically to accept his tongue. He explored her mouth until he felt her cunt tighten around his fingers and begin to spasm as she climaxed."Oh no... stop... oh... n… nossa... you can’t... pplleeaassee... ooohhh," Sarah moaned against his lips. . I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"The Englishman replied,"Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"This one is compliments of Misguided ChildA businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so. Kelsey climbed under the covers with Jamie and propped herself up on a pillow on one side of the bed, turning the TV on as she did. Kelsey put a movie on Netflix and the two friends watched, chatting off and on through the film. By the time the credits rolled, the conversation had turned back to the fall of Kelsey’s relationship with Marcus. “I just can’t believe I wasted so much time with him. And that even after years of bad sex I thought we could make it work. As if bad sex wouldn’t ruin it.