I got up and stretched, before heading to the dining room. I found the fireplace well stocked with wood, and all the lights were off. The rooms were l...t by the fire, and the candles in the middle of the dining room table. The food and everything were set, and each girl stood behind her chair waiting for me to sit. It felt too odd for me to do it this way, so I went around the table, and sat each of my girls. As I sat; I remembered not too long ago, when only Chris and Kitten sat at the table.. We were selling our roles as boyfriend/girlfriend with ease. Danny began tugging my hand. He had a look in his eyes that I recognized as he said he wanted to give me a tour of the barn. I was more than ready to be 'toured', but..."There is no way I'm getting chicken shit on my ankle boots!" There's no chickens in the barn," Danny said.I let myself be led to the barn. I was ready to receive a looong tour. Part of me had wanted a good touring since last night. I wanted to be toured so bad my skin. "Hi honey, what's up?" He asked.She was so angry that she could have she would have murdered him on the spot and probably gotten away with it ... after all if she showed the card and the photograph to any sane jury they would certainly acquit her in minutes. "Well dear," she said sarcastically, as she showed him the coupon "I'm going to get a free massage." She pointed to the back of the store.Michael, still dumb as a box of rocks, smiled at his wife. "Wow that sounds great, I'll just wait out. “We have a Bastard Hero who Hides and Hoards, a Beautiful Bashful Saintess, a Crazy in Love Witch Doctor and now a Horny Vampire. And those are just the Level 5s. What the hell is in store for the rest of us?” Austin joked.“Don’t break the furniture, I have to pay for all this shit.”The furniture was saved. Austin, not so much. Although, he did do a great job of easing everyone’s mind with is impromptu humor.“Our friends are pretty good.”With a restrained smile, I saw a tear form on Ed’s cheek,.