There I was at the airport,waiting eagerly to board the flight(to Chennai;thats where I stay :)).Then came the announcement calling for the passengers...of Air india flight to Chennai.The boarding started.I had asked for a window seat in advance.I was given the 31st row on the boeing 747. As I was arranging my cabin baggage,a sweet voice hit my ears, “Hi, is this seat taken?” ?” I looked at her attentively, and said: “No, go ahead.” She joked: “I thought this seat was occupied.” My reply was:. ”This group is compliments of John MIrish jokesThe reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. “I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I’d hate to feel like this if I was well!”Murphy dropped dead the moment he arrived home from a vacation in the tropics. He was laid out in the coffin for friends and neighbours to pay their last respects.“He’s got a great tan,”. I was talking to the person involved. She wanted this incident of ours to be shared with you all horny fellas out there who might want a piece of her.However, that won’t happen literally, so don’t get your hopes to fly high and wide, lol! So, about the lovely girl Maera. She is about 5’4″, 34-28-34 and hails from north-east, that is Siliguri. A peaceful town in the sky, basking with sunlight and playing in the lap of nature every day.So onwards to the story. Enrolled in a designing institute,. She couldn't have weighed more than 120 lbs.John pulls up behind her car, and steps out. It was obvious she was scared. What girl wouldn't be when stranded on a barren stretch of road at night? Approaching the girl slowly, John asks: flat tire?She just nods, still looking nervous. With his headlights shining, he can clearly make out her blue eyes, hourglass figure, and breasts that he assumed to be a 34b, although it was hard to tell in her loose fitting t-shirt."My name is John. Pop the trunk,.