??No,? she said. ?There?s a real woman in there. I saw her. She?s wearing a bikini. I saw her.? Chris looked at me and I could see the realization com... over her. ?Oh my God. It?s a sex doll.?Busted in my own house.?Come on,? I said, ?I?ll show you.?After I retired I invested in one of those real dolls; a life size recreation of a woman with all of the natural looking and working parts.I took Chris back into my room and showed her the doll. She took a long look. ?It looks so real. What do you do. I remember going out with her to another bar (yay, Just what a bartender wants on his nights off...) But I managed to get her worked up enough to come home afterwards. I don't really remember what we talked about, but I remember that It was only 11pm or so when we got to the apartment and my Roommate was still up. I used that as an excuse to get her into the bedroom so we could "hang out" aka Fuck. What I do remember was her being a hard nut to crack in the sack. We talked, I'd kiss her, and. “Dance some more for me, samba girl..” you tell me with a hoarse voice and I grasp onto your neck again letting myself go entirely, grinding and squeezing my thighs and pussy around your magnificent cock. I can feel the veins on your shaft pumping, your hands almost bruising my hips.. “Please... undo my hands," You let my hips go for a moment while I bring my hands in front of you. Your hands caress my shoulders down to my hands, where you hesitate but undo my ties. I seize the moment to take. Back on my feet, I placed the tip of my sword against the stone floor, on purpose this time, and touched the magic buried within it, humming a familiar note and feeling it resonating within the sword. The waves of magic rolling off Tynse broke over it and parted, passing me by. I was just considering my response when the air shimmered around me and four figures suddenly appeared. I recognized Fenthil of the Green Isles, the wizard who had greeted my arrival in Kaya Tumic. The other three men.