Anyway, you'd probably think that having a huge penis(I'm talking 3 pringles cans stacked together, I'm talking a lamp with a lampshade, like an eleph...nt trunk) is a blessing- that I would be the envy of all my friends. Turns out, it's more of a curse- instead of getting the nickname "anaconda" in the locker room, I was called "mutant". The k**s used to circle around me and chant "MUTANT DICK,MUTANT DICK! LALALALALALA". I can still hear the faint echos of their torment. My parents had to order. On destination, I've to edge 3 times on different places. On return I've to edge 2 more time and edge in bus.I don't take regulary the bus, so I have to check.I found a night line that work until 00h30. So It's a good destination.I've planned to take the bus at 22h46 (I've 5 minutes to go to the bus stop).The ride take 18min.On destination, I plan to walk to a little lake I know, and return to take the last bus at 23h51. So I've 47min for my walk.If I miss the bus, I've to walk home.So I. “Funny thing is, I was never really bothered that much with sex before. Probably why not having sex for long periods has never worried me. But you just pump up my libido. It’s like you turned on a switch in my head and I am perfectly happy to keep it on,” and he kissed her.“Hmm, I don’t know if it is a switch. I think you short-circuited something,” Lee replied with a big grin.“Even better,” he said. “Because I have never been happier.” He started kissing her again. After a while, Lee signalled. He was always talking about it, and staring at it. Dude was my best friend but he kept creeping out my girlfriends over how much he wanted my ass, not me, just my ass. I lost count of the number of girls he cost me, girls that didn’t want to compete with Jake for my body. Whether at work or school he would even trying to smack, or grab my ass. It was even worse when we would hang out in the evenings. At my house he wouldn’t even bother to hide the bulge in his jockey shorts.Finally one day as.