She smiled as she replied, "Oh fat cow is it ? I am going to enjoy this so much David, teaching you that disrespect leads to pain you have never imagi...ed. Let's start with some softening up, we'll start with 10 bounces". She lifted a few inches off him, still pinning his arms and with no warning dropped her full weight bak onto him forcing the air he had sucked in back out with a large gasp. "One", she giggled and repeated the process until she got to ten. By the time she stopped and rested her. "Here you are, you can burn this one," she laughed and dipped in again for more, the whole bagful went that way, and we toasted the flaming end of each garment with lager. Finally, the biggest, grubbiest knickers I'd ever seen came out, and we roared with laughter as she danced around the garden, a can of lager in one hand and a stick with the burning knickers hanging on the end of it, in the other one.As the clothes withered away in the heat, we stood looking into the flames, and she slipped. "You surfing porn again Dave?" It was my boss, doing his sales floor round. I flinched at the comment and frantically pressed the off button. "Err no." I wasn't very convincing. "Everything okay? You seem very distracted."My phone started to vibrate; Jane calling. 'Do you want to get that? I'll need a quick word when you've finished." He turned to go but was stopped by a waiting minion right by my desk who had some some stupid questions which could have been asked elsewhere!. "Hi," I said into. " I laughed having made funof such historical figures myself, but what she said was true. Socialnorms of the day are very restrictive."That make sense, I guess. Still, I don't think I will ever get in touchwith my feminine side even if I could. I'm still not really a real woman.I might look it, but I am different. This alien body isn't the same." What do you mean, it's not the same?" she asked and I realized I reallydidn't want to talk about it."Nothing, forget it. Forget I mentioned it.".