In fact, he had spent several weeks at a time in London and Edinburgh, rather than have to come up with excuses for Monique. He knew she understood, b...t he still did not like having to do it and someday he would explain it to her if she wanted to hear it."You look so serious," Samantha said, reaching out to take his hand, pulling it to her lips and kissing it gently."Good morning. Just wool gathering. Thinking about the evils of society and the good of single people," he said, dissembling. "How. I can tell you they were impressed with my dedication for their benefit.Once they were all shaved and trimmed up the thongs didn't take much longer. After all the hard work I finally got the idea over to them and less than an hour later they each had a tiny patch of leather to barely cover their vulvas and the small patch of bush I'd left them. Of course the small strap from the bottom of said patch fit snugly between their beautiful assheeks and was attached to the tiny straps from the other. "You cunt, I'll piss all over you!" she screamed. "I'll piss in your mouth, and make these guys cum on YOUR face!"At first I thought her venomous tirade was directed at me. But when she took a swing at Joanna and missed I realized she was furious at Joanna, not me. In fact I appeared to be far from her mind as far as retaliation was concerned. "Wow!" I recall saying, I had never heard a girl sound this vindictive, or filthy before.Joanna ran into the living room laughing. Coming out of her. "There was a sharp intake of breath at her end. By then I could see the pair of them being recorded in 3D from the mirror and mono from the flower vase as well as what the clock was showing. I heard Ellen talking to Guy— I wasn't supposed to hear because she had her hand over the phone."There's a camera in the clock. The off switch is underneath." Thank God he's told us— what an idiot," Guy said.She took her hand off the phone, "Darling, you shouldn't have worried. If that thing is working, you.