I would have loved to watch you sleep but my feeble attempts at cooking might just taste a bit better if still warm." She laughed."By the way, did you...know you sing in your sleep?"Todd gave her a skeptical look. "I was singing?"Laura laughed. "Well maybe not exactly singing, but you were definitely humming out a tune... I think its called 'Why Me Lord.'"Todd looked stunned. It was one of the songs from the Kristofferson CD Kelly had given him."Well," he said finally, "I guess that's how lucky I. Go get your nails done at least -- I'm sure Jane won't mind that much, anyhow. All part of her new, sleek, suave, husband."So I went in to our local beauty salon and got my nails done, pale pink instead of the clear coats the attendant wanted to give me as a man. I felt like flashing them at everyone, they looked so nice when done. Then to a mod clothes store, where I found a micro-mini skirt made out of a strip of red leather, and to balance it off a black angora sweater, soft and fuzzy but. She said,” Beta can you check my gas cylinder? Its regular is not fitting well”. I said,” Sure aunty”.She took me to her kitchen. I examined her regulator and said, “Oh aunty there is a problem. There are some balls missing”. She said, ” Oh no. I was going to make tea but now… “. I said, “Dont worry aunty. Today we can have tea in my house”. She laughed and said, ” Oh beta why are you taking trouble for me?”. I smiled and said,” Not really aunty”. She agreed. I took her to my bedroom and told. Mai sab chup chap dekh raha tha. Thodi der aisa hee chala phir usne saadi kitchen me hee nikali. Mummy ko uthake kitchen otta ke upar rakh ke panty nikali aur chut chatne laga.Shayad mummy ke saath pehli baar aisa ho raha tha woh manchali ki tarah tadapne lagi, aur “Aaahhhhh…… Usshhhhh… Ummm.” Karne lagi.Pairo se sahab ne jakad liya. Thodi der bad zhad gayi aur thodi shant ho gai. Chut puri tarah se gili hue thi. Sahab ne apna lamba aur mota lund nikla to mummy dekhti rah gayi. Woh chut ko lund.