"Ignore this, this... Englishman who has no taste in coffee and let me surprise you with the very best Espresso in the city."Jenny giggled at the choi...e of epithet and thanked him. Alfred walked away muttering imprecations in Italian. My Italian is virtually non-existent, but I gathered that he thought that it was unfair that an uptight Englishman got all the pretty girls, while a virile Italian stallion like him was left alone and unloved. I decided to prick his bubble a little bit."Give Maria. At first I did not see the girls, until I was at the edge of the pool, to my surprise all three of them were swimming in the nude.Now they didn't see me right away, they are talking about me, then Mary (one of the girls) turned and saw me standing there, "why coach, how long have you been standing there", she asked? "I'm sorry girl but I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the pool and hit the showers, before you get into some real trouble". Judy looked at me an said: "we're not the one. Then, I went back to my cruisin' ways. And then the two of them walked in, while I was seated at the bar, and greeted me all smiley and full of grace. "Hi, Robbie," said Amanda. "Hello, Rob," said Christopher. "What the fuck," I said. "What are you two doing here? Waited this long to rub it in have you?" I said. "Robbie . . ." started Amanda, but paused. “Robbie, I, we, never meant to rub anything in or rub your nose in it. For godssake how can you say such a thing to me, us!” “You’re. Now that I had graduated and before starting my new job, I was going to take the summer off and relax and spend some time with them. My last holiday fling before moving away and starting a new life. I was so excited to see my Mom, Step Dad and younger sister, Jenny. It had been a long five years since I left and I had missed them so very much. Other then phone calls, pictures and recently online social networking, I had not had any contact with Jenny in all that time.Jenny and I had been very.