The last time I had more than one drink I found myself in a sorority in Timbuktu!"Paul1954 was very quiet and distinguished among all these rowdy Amer...cans. He was staying with Eric; the incredible honor of being his houseguest overrode his English qualms about imposing. Besides, he got to meet Madam Olga! Was she ever an interesting character! He wasn't sure he believed her that Henry the Eight's body had been taken over by Anne Boelyn who was indeed a sorceresses and she then had him executed. I mulled it over during my commute, but couldn’t think of a good approach.On the drive home on Wednesday, I decided I would just talk to her. I mean we were both responsible adults, weren’t we? I was sure that we could agree on a plan ensuring that our relationship with our new neighbor wouldn’t get out of hand.Marissa’s Jag was in the garage when I got home. “Good, you’re here,” I said to myself. I went into the house and all I could hear was the sound of the air conditioner. I started going. Usse ekdum se gussa a gya or mujhe ghorr kr dekhne laga. Mein thoda dar gai ki ek anjan admi ke sath aese krke meine kuch galat to nhi kia. Usne kuch nhi bola or na he meine. Hum ek dusre ki akho mein dekh rhe the. Uski akho mein gussa tha or meri akho mein thoda sa darr. Usne fir bahar dekha or pocket se ciggrate nikal kr jalane laga.Meine fir uski cigrate nikal kr fek di or firse uski akho mein dekh kr ghurne lagi. Usne kaha “madam agar ek bar apne or aesa kia to achha nhi hoga” or fir usne. Now that the outfit is sorted I need to plan how the rest of the seduction will happen. I want this to be so perfect to show him how much I love him, it needs a lot of thought. As the days before Valentines Day pass quickly the plan is all in my head, I cant wait for the day as it draws closer and closer. Finally the day is here and while he is at work it’s my chance to get everything prepared for the time he comes home. I spend the afternoon in a nice hot bath, thinking about what I’m going.