After a while he was thirsty and went to the kitchen to get a drink. As he walked in he saw that his auntie was doing some clothes washing and there o... top of a pile of dirty washing was a pair of black panties.He picked them up and loved the feel of the silk material. He rubbed them against his face. He had noticed some white marks on the gusset and when he put them to his nose they smelt wonderful. As he took in the aroma he found himself getting aroused. He rummaged further into the laundry. I didn’t notice. Ripe developing breasts and curves like an hour glass, her stomach flat as a bed pan; her legs were long, white and slender, then an urge just came over me; I wanted to just rip apart that blouse of hers, massage her breasts, and slowly work up on her legs and French kiss her like she has never been kissed before. I shuddered to myself, “What are you thinking John, she’s your best friend, you can’t imagine her in this way”. It was too late, I knew I had the burning desire to be. ”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a bunch of teen boys pronounced that name. He was something. ”“Are you one of Josey’s women, Clara?”“I am proud to tell you - I am Josey’s woman. He’s a magnificent lover and he has a magnificent cock.”“OH REALLY? I mean ... You mean - a cock?““Take his pants down, Jackie Sue. Though you’ve never seen a man’s cock, you will surely appreciate Josey’s - just as all of Josey’s women appreciate him.”“Josey, is it okay for me to loosen your jeans and pull them down? I hope you let me because I’m so excited to be here with you and Clara, I’m shaking. I’m not.