While reversing out, an old Punjab Indian guy came out of nowhere on a bike, darted behind my car and hit the rear bumper. I got out to see what happe...ed and he quickly got up saying, "Sorry sir, sorry sir," as he quivered like I was going to beat him. This guy was clearly somewhere in his 60's or 70's, maybe older and probably lost control due to being so fucking old. Luckily there was no damage to my car and the Indian guy seemed to be fine.In a very thick Indian accent he began to say, "Sir,. Maine uski chut ke upar ungali le gaya aur masalne lag gaya. Uski chut garam thi bohot aur sath mein gili bhi ho rahi thi. Ab hum alag hue taki thodi sans le sake.Tab tak ek dusare ka hum hila rahe the. Fir usne apna hath andar dalke bra ka hook khol diya aur bra nikal di. Meine ab uske nipples poke karte hua dekh sakta tha kapado mein se. Meine ab uske nipples ko uske kurte ke upar se hi chus karna chalu kar diya. Aur woh mera sir pe haath ghuma rahi thi.Maine ab usko apni godh mein baithaya. That thought made me laugh out loud, and Mom gave me a dirty look. Her message was crystal clear: 'behave yourself, Sean!'The envoy swallowed and then took another sip of his coffee to delay what he had to say."I am sorry if my presence upsets you, Highness. I'm only doing my duty as a Royal Envoy. With your permission, I will pass on the message King Kenneth has asked me to deliver."Mom nodded to confirm she was content for him to continue."King Kenneth hopes that you are well, Highness. He. “I don’t really have a reason not to go out with him. But what about Andrew?”Claire wrapped an arm around my shoulder. “Drew is still just a kid, we don’t even know if he likes you. Besides, you could do worse than Randy.” She was right, as always. By the time we made it back to the main stage, The Railsplitters had taken Sonya’s place.By the time I made it to Randy’s house in Quincy after the concert, it was well past 2 AM; he was lying on the hood of his car gazing into the night sky,.