If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is sho...ter than "yes".I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?Of course. ”“I see.” Although I didn’t.“I told LeAnne, we should listen some more. Maybe a raccoon had jumped from the garage roof.”Mom busied herself with coffee refills.“LeAnne told me to call 911.”Mom said, “The phones were downstairs. Charging.”“I see.”
Harvey stirred in more sugar. “Finally LeAnne gets out of bed. Puts on her robe and slippers. Goes down.”Mom said, “Tell Winter about you. About ... you.”Harvey sighed, “It was the strangest sensation. I was exhausted. I felt ... I don’t know, an. But I thought she was nice."Yeah we'll get better. I'm always so nervous on the first tee. A big crowd is always gathered there, to see what? I don't know."I wondered if she could be that naive. Hell I was eighteen and had never been laid and I wasn't that naive. "Okay," I said handing her a seven iron. "Hack it out of here."She let loose a big swing and hit the ball pretty well. Although it took me a couple of seconds to find the ball due to the fact that I was watching her huge tits sway in. The Abbot pulled her close to him and cupped her right rump in his right hand."Now,girl, bend over my knee," the Abbot said feeling his penis throb under his habit as he touched her bare bottom. Aisling hesitated causing the Abbot to pull her and forcefully pull her over his knee.Her bare bottom looked up at him invitingly,the Abbot raised his right hand and then brought it down hard on her bare bottom,she cried out immediately;John lowered his head to the desk struggling to not turn around and.