“It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick! Sp...t’em out! They’re assholes!”So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.”She replies, “okay, meet me after class and we’ll. Mai bola jab se kaal raat ki chudai dekhi hai tabi se mere mai so nahi paya hoo aur mere land ko bura haal hai abb tumhi isko shant kar sakti hoo , wo chook pari aur boli kiya dekha , maine kaha ki sasur bahu ki chudai aur wo bhi har ahsan mai , bhabi ne najar juka li boli tumne saab dekha, haa maan to mere bhi kar raha tha ki mai bhi chudai mai shamil ho jou ,magar ho nahi saka , per agar tum chaho too hum dono ek dusre ko khus kar sakte hai.Nimoo tum apni choot ko apne hath se kiyo masal rahi. Lady opened the passenger door, motioned her to get inside. Kiran got in. Lady walked to the driver’s and hopped in to start the car at once and drove off.On the whole way, none said anything. The lady was fully concentrated on driving, and Kiran was fully concentrated on thinking why she was going along with this, as she stared aimlessly out of the car window. As they stopped inside another parking lot of a high building, the lady tapped her fingers on Kiran’s thigh, taking her out of the lost. . interested in saving money and having a definite aversion to spending anything on the family ... would shop for the cheapest off brands of dog food she could find. Vee would see a new bag, scoop out a few nibbles ... and nibble. Her experiments were always done in her mother's presence."I wonder what this one tastes like," and before her mom could react she had the few pieces in her mouth and performed her very own taste test. Some were good, some were not bad, and some were horrible ... but.