For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty...and I'll give back the other forty?"And God agreed that it was good.On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten. A few weeks later I was again spending Saturday afternoon at the Tremont Cafe. I was completely unprepared for her excited phone call.She squealed excitedly over the phone, "I don't believe it! Steven, I don't believe it! It came in the mail, just this afternoon! Columbia! Columbia University in New York! I don't believe it! Oh, Steven! New York City!"I don't remember the rest of the telephone call. She had won a scholarship and a graduate teaching assistantship at Columbia. She had not. I wasn't sure that I was ready to go solo, but my parents and Jenny insisted that it would be a good experience.The door opened and I was greeted by Jenny in a fluffy white bathrobe. She was quite short when not wearing her customary high heels. I chanced a glance at her bare feet - I have a foot fetish, especially when they belong to a beautiful woman."C'mon in Grant" she said as she stepped back to allow me to enter. I stopped in the entry way as she closed the door behind us. I heard the. Do you want my pussy now?’ ‘What about that freeloading bitch Brittney?’ I egged her on. ‘Are you and old prude or filthy ass-whore?’ ‘I’m a FILTHY FUCKING ASS-WHORE!’ she shouted load enough for the maintenance guy in the head offices to hear. ‘Fuck me in the fucking ass, baby! Butt-fuck me like a naughty slut, right up my dirt pipe Christ, I’m gonna cum from that dick in my butt. Keeping playing with my clit. Unless you pull out of my ass right now, i’m going to OOOOOOOO’ she began to squirt,.