.- Mark TwainThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible- George Burn...Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor BorgeBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark TwainBy all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- SocratesI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho. "She caught my look. "Oh, don't be silly." She waved a fingertip. "This! That's all, before now. And it was like comparing a ... a candle to the SUN!" Her hand idly moved down to touch me, and I was as hard as a diamond."I love you, Kim. I'm glad I made you happy." Was I, you know, NORMAL?"No, babe," I said. "You were delicious. And perfect." And you've got something I think I want, baby..." she gave my dick a squeeze to make her point."Are you sure, Kim? You only have one "first time", you. She may back out at the last minute. If she does, its your ass. Dont worry, shell be ready. The next time my parents will be out for a while, Ill call you and you can ride over here. Okay, he said. Sounds like a plan. After I got off the phone with Curt, I went back to talk to Allie. I just got off the phone with Curt. The next time mom and dad go out, Ill call him and have him come over. I think mom said something about going to play cards at Dave and Connies on Saturday evening, she said.. But she also never criticized me. She left for school on Sunday,mom saying after she left that Audrey was leaving with the dry taste ofdoubt in her mind about my becoming a girl. But she also said Audreyknew I really had no choice in the matter, and she was glad that now Ihad my own clothes!School was going to start soon, so, after some discussion with mymother, I was enrolled at the same private school as Carol. She had towear a uniform, but it was just a skirt and blouse, so I was happy.After.