My mom loves you. Your children love you. And trust me, Jenny loves you.”“You’ve never even met her.”“Give me her phone number. I’ll call ...er.”“And Rachel-”“Listen, Johnny, before I call her, we need to go back over that story. You need to accept that she died, and that her death wasn’t your fucking fault!”Rachel and I boarded the Capitol Limited from the Metropolitan lounge. We had a Bedroom all the way down to Florida. We ate dinner with a couple who couldn’t be assed to talk to broke Hobos,. Fat chance. With my luck someone would pop it open at high noon, leaving me a small pile of dust. So I needed to catch a ride.That didn't look real promising either. I had been wandering the mountains where North Carolina and Tennessee meet, trying to get some hint of the trail of the vampire serial killer I had been tasked with finding. I hadn't found any trail and I hadn't seen much traffic at all lately. Okay, part of that had to do with the fact that I was lost. I mean, I'm a vampire, not a. "I need your help in retrieving something, Gentlemen; three months ago I made an archeological discovery." Elizabeth pulled out a picture of what looked like a stone statue. "I made a map of the excavation site, and spent approximately a week cataloguing my find. The artifacts were in exquisite shape, and I had high hopes that I would find an untouched tomb of an Egyptian Pharaoh." "Umm, not to sound rude or anythin' but what does this 'ave to do with me and my partner 'ere?" Bluto said. “Jason, I’m going to finish your punishment the old-fashioned way. With a belt.” I let out a sob of terror. “Please no.”“You have two choices. You can behave and take your punishment like a man. If you do that I’ll give you 5 swats. Or you can fight me. If you do that I’m going to give you 15. It’s your choice.”My mind raced. He was serious. Could I run? No. He was too strong and quick. Fuck.“I’ll behave Alex,” I said as tears poured down my face. He let me stand up. He stood up as well and.