My name is Alice Dawson, and this is the story about the night that changed my life. It all started on the night of my 19th birthday. It was the night...that I decided my Dad and I would finally admit to each other the growing attraction we had for each other. So, in anticipation of this, I did not drink much. Instead, I would spend the night devising a plan, and that was, go home pretend to be completely smashed, pretend to be sick, and end the night with my Dad cuddling with me to make me feel. He looked every bit as distinguished as Chasen Wellington.Beside him was a middle-aged woman, with her hair tightly bound in a bun, and wearing a unisex business suit that downplayed her femininity in every possible way. She was holding onto a leather bound report folder and tapping her toe clearly anxious to get on with it and go back to whatever she did the rest of the time.The third person at our meeting was Sheldon’s personal physician. That seemed out of place, and I assumed that meant. .But Candace Kane did not want to be comforted, "I didn't know what else to do!! You should hear her!" the woman said, starting to pace to keep from breaking down completely. "She was trying to 'talk sense' to her invisible prince."."Prince? As in Charming?"."According Steffani, he's anything But charming. The reason he's invisible is that he's from outer space. *That's *why only She can hear him. Through ESP.."No, wait. That's right: She changed her story. Now, he's *inside *her. Not just in. I could feel their eyes on my ass as well…. He stammered a little…’Uh….you mean pizza? Yeah…sure….’ Good. thhe tough guy was off his game, we had the advantage. Betty and I brought out more pizza, served some soda….made some polite talk….and after a few rounds, met in the kitchen. Betty looked at me…and said what we were both thinking…. ‘Are you as turned on as I am…those boys are all virgins! We could be there first…’ I looked at her….I couldn’t do much…one of them was my son for cryin’ out.