We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was...an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time. ” Now I was sure of it, Hazel was coming onto me!!! Taking the bull by the horns, I took a deep breath. “Am I your type Hazel,” I asked then sat there looking across the room at her. It was as though a weight had been lifted off her and she smiled across at me. “Yes Mike. Yes I think you are.” It felt as though I was dreaming, as she slowly got up out of her chair and walked across the lounge towards me. As she did, she untied the belt on her robe and let it fall open then pushed it off her. Leena: Wow! That’s exactly the cock that I want in me now, Daddy! God! You drive me crazy!Leena tied her gorgeous hair back and smiled at me. She pulled her top to the side and exposed her juicy breast to the cam. Her dark brown nipples became the highlight of the room as they stiffened softly.I started stroking gently as she pulled the other breast out. Leena licked her fingers and caressed her hard nipples with her saliva.Leena put on some slow music and swayed as her spit-covered nipples. The only thing I did on the way back to the living room was to grab a towel to sit on.Once my girls and Jerry saw me carrying that towel, no one said anything about me being naked. I guess that has a lot to due with the fact that Jerry and I rarely wore clothes in the house after the girls become absolutes.I don't know if it was my body language or what, but Jerry and the girls kept giving me strange looks as we all started eating. I guess it was quite obvious that I had something important to.