Angilee had then tried calling Donna, but she found, through a mutual friend that Donna would be out of town for the next two weeks. With no one else ...o turn to, Angilee had called the Tarot reader for an appointment."You have your question?" asked the old woman."Yes!" Angilee answered impatiently."Very well," said the woman turning over the cards. "The answer you seek is... yes!"Angilee's heart jumped into her throat. Her heart beat wildly."Your question?" asked the woman."Should I call Jer.... No a****ls were harmed in the writing of this story. My p***nts were both p*rn stars. My m***r continued working throughout her p**nancy, evidently there is a market for p**nant p**nography. You could say that I had my first 'facial' while still in the w*mb. I was born on set, during a shoot. While filming, my m***r's water broke, all over my f***r. My m***r went into labor, but instead of taking her to a hospital, the director kept filming. They did, thankfully, convince her obstetrician to. Phir dheere se mai apni jeebh ko uske muh mein ghumane laga aur phir maine apne haath uski peeth se uske t-shirt ke andar le gya aur jab maine use chua toh kya feeling thi, wo and uski skin itni soft thi jaise gulab ho. Phir hum dono ek dusre ko buri tarah kiss karne lag gye Wo bhi kafi garam ho chuki thi. Maine uski t-shirt dheere se utar di aur mere samne uske gore boobs ek pink bra mein band the. Phir maine uski bra ke upar se hi uske boobs chusne shuru kar diye aur wo moan karne lagi. Phir. Seduce our men on the dance floor. Get everyone’s juices flowing.”“I don’t think I need any help with that,” Tilda giggled. “Besides, I’m not drinking age.”“I know a place,” Consuela replied, with a wink.“What place?” I thought, with misgivings.That answer came later, after a couple evenings of Tales.The first began with Chanda on the stage, with Nick sitting left of her, his lover, the Chinese ex-ambassador sitting on the floor between his legs. Perhaps an ignoble place for the lovely middle.