. what oh yeah nice one Lionel. The meeting concluded by a celebratory buffet and customary champagne and signing but all the time I justed wanted to ...et out of there and back to home in Devon away from all the London brashness. I did my bit and shook the hands of all the people I had too but as I was doing it I couldn't see the woman PA any where. Damn I thought no reason to stay any longer assuming she had been assigned to go to one of the many floors to write up her notes. I made my excuses. . . all have a crush on her.So the other night we were watching TV and mom was working. We were watching America's Got Talent and this really bad singer was on. I said there was no way he'd get through, but Ellie bet me that he would. He did . . . so I asked what her reward was going to be. She said I had to give her a backrub. No big deal . . . since we are always doing stuff like that for each other . . . so I said sure.She grabbed a pillow and laid down on the carpet in front of the couch.. ”I see the wheels turning in your mind. I love that you are not stupid -- not by any stretch. You have more degrees than I do, and a quietly keen intellect that I treasure. You pick up on the remonstration quickly and easily. “I apologize, Sir. I misspoke. Please, Sir, may I have the honor of bathing you as a part of this initial training?”Magnificent. Absolutely wonderful. Clear, concise, contrite, polite, respectful, succinct. No silly interstitial grunts of pause or confusion as you. "I said, "And you are number one."Tina said, "You got that right."The next day I was at Tina's flat. I found out what she had in mind. Onher table top was everything she would need to turn me into a woman. Atleast on the outside.Tina said, "We need to make you look as a woman. You need learn how toact like a woman. You will also need a place to stay. You can livehere."I said, "Tina, I have a studio apartment. I am paid up on my rent andeverything."Tina "Yes you are but, you are out of work."I.