”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: Wha... do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?A: They keep falling off the wagon.Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?A: none. the lady should already. I’d never felt pain like it before, as the cane hit my fingers for a third time making them swell and go bright red. Tears were now streaming down my face as Mr. Skinner returned the cane to a box containing another dozen or so bamboo and willow rods in the corner, then sat behind his large desk.“Hopefully, Miss Simpson, you’ll have learnt your lesson and will now behave like the rest of the young ladies in this establishment or…if you continue to misbehave like a boy… I will have to punish. "Bianca knelt in front of me, grasping my 32DD tits and teasing each of my pierced nipples with her tongue. I felt John behind me as he gripped my hips. Bianca sat back, took my hands and pulled me forward as John held my hips in place. As I got in position, I felt Bianca's tiny hands grasping my ass. John walked in front of me stroking his length. 'Go on baby, get that tight ass ready for me to destroy.' Bianca's tongue found my rim and began flicking around. 'Are you ready to have your ass. Phir mummy se bola do u love me jaan .Mummy ne kaha ye bhi koi puchne wali baat he babu.Or fir bhaiya ne mummy ke boobs dabana shuru kiya dhire dhire wo mummy ke baal chat rahe the mummy aaaaaah kar rahi thi you r best darling I love you.Bhaiye ne mummy ke boobs ko muh me leh liya or not jor se chusne lage jese pura aaj hi kha jayenge tab mummy ne has ke bola babu kitna bhukha he pura dud aj hi pilega kya.Bhaiya -sali randi itne dino se tadpa rahi he aaj tujhe phar dunga.Mummy-dhat mere raja.