Sach kahoon to main hu bhi kaafi daravana. 5’11” lamba hu, average built, rang gehua, lund ekdam kaala, bhujang ki tarah. Main koi hero-vero types...nahi hoon, par is saamay in logo par bhaari hoon. Maine kheech kar 1 jhapad diya, bholu ke kaan par. Wo door gira, aur turant bhaag gaya. Boss, is ghatna ko 2 saal ho gaye hain, bholu ne phir apna chehra nahi dikhaya. Bhabhi kaafi dari hui thi, kaanp rahi thi, maine darwaaja band kar diya aur andar se chitkani laga di. “aaap kya karne waaley ho,. Marine HumorThe Korean War in which the 1st Marine Division fought and won some of its most brutal battles was not without its humor.During one such conflict, an ROK (Republic of Korea) Commander whose unit was fighting along with the Marines called legendary Marine General “Chesty” Puller to report a major Chinese attack in his sector.“How many Chinese are attacking you?” asked Puller.“Many, many Chinese!” replied the excited Korean officer.General Puller asked for another count and got the. There was tremendous pressure from the water and I could feel my hole filling up, which actually felt quite good. The next job was to hose out my ass. Steve took a long time doing that and laughed when I emptied my bowels. When he finally finished, he threw me a towel and walked back inside the house. I traipsed into the kitchen, but the three of them weren't taking any notice of me. They were involved in a discussion about me. But I couldn't quite make out what they were saying. Steve snapped. . 'mmmm you do taste slightly salty and sweet at the same time, I like that'. now pull your socks etc back on and come with me'After getting dressed again and she had made up her face and hair, slightly tussled in our frantic hurry, she took my hand and led me to the side of the queue at the Security Gate, said to one of the guards, 'My cousin, in the Royal Navy flying home for the New Year', and I showed my travel documents and was waved through (because I was in the forces I didn't have to.