.Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “...our daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?”. She wasn't exactly naked since she wears an old t-shirt for a nightgown. It barely covers her pussy.She squealed and yelled at me to get out. I laughed. "You like that stupid thing?" I asked, pulling my shirt over my head and then shedding my shorts and boxers. "I've got one that even better, and it's hot and spurts cream."She glanced at me and screamed and threw the big dildo at me. I caught it and held it down next to my rearing girl pleaser. "Look, mine's just as fat. It's not curved like. He supposed it was on the bank paperwork somewhere but he did not want to waste time on something that did not matter a hill of beans anyway. The important thing was what her name would be in a few hours. Greywolf, he thought as he stuffed a few items of clothes in an old bag. He supposed he ought to think about what he would wear to his wedding. But that did not matter either. He frowned, but what she wore did. This whole wedding thing was suddenly looking way more complicated than he had. As soon as the transports were empty they lifted and vanished into the dark. It was morning before we started setting up the sonic barriers, small cargo pods for storage and the tents. I was beyond tired but listened to Nicole and Tara when they talked about safety and dangers.I led the way out and to the northeast along the cliff. We stopped to stare at the vegetation that had grown on and over the strange and ancient containers. It was like they had been stacked into walls for a defense. I.