She was aggressive in her response, slung one leg over mine so that I could feel the heat between her legs. I think we would have fucked right there, ...ut the screech of a seagull about three feet away startled us both. Laughing, I rested my arms on either side of her shoulders. ‘I guess we were offending him.’ Underneath me, Callie wiggled her hips against mine and my laugh ended on a groan. The chuckle that ran through her made her body shake and I narrowed my eyes. ‘You’re going to get us in. "Eating at the Y," I contributed."Eating pie," Mary Jane said."Carpet munching," Laurie suggested."That's the same as rug munching," I pointed out."How about going down south?" she asked."Could be used for sucking cock too, but I'll give it to you," I nodded, before listing a few, "box lunch, cunt lapping, eating beaver, pink taco fiesta." You're quite the pussy eating expert," Mary Jane quipped.I replied airily, "Oh I don't know, I've just heard that my cunt is like eating peaches and. They chatted for a few minutes and got off the phone. "Kelsey is going to come by for a bit, is that okay?" "Sure", I replied. By this time "Ashley" had told me her real name, Wanda. And right now she was about to tell me something I didn't expect…"Do you mind if Kelsey and I smoke some "shit" while she's here? I told her that was fine. Kelsey showed up less than 5 minutes later. They must have already discussed her being here. When Kelsey got to the top of stairs I was laying fully dressed on. ."Both Lynn and I looked at each other as we tried to be delicate with our mouths full and not laugh out loud.The conversation, (along with all the liquor) managed to loosen us up and we had many laughs during dinner.The only rough spot came when Farhard had accidentally cut my finger with his massive ring while reaching for my hand."PLEASE...OH, Forgive Me!...How terribly clumsily of me!"He barely even hurt my finger and quickly sopped up any excess blood with his monogrammed handkerchief.