I love that." She visibly relaxed. "Any plans for tonight?" Marianne and I are going out later." What fun. Where are you two going?" Don't know. Some ...ittle hole-in-the-wall down by the marina. She has to work, so not until around 10" Well you be careful." Careful of what?" I asked her, chuckling."You know. I don't want some pretty little French baker getting pregnant, just to catch a well-to-do American husband." I was a bit surprised by that."Well, ...first off ..." I started"No, no. Don't. “Good morning, this is Sluts R Us. Our motto is ‘We spread our legs for you.’ This is Slut Elizabeth speaking. How may I serve you?” I heard a guffaw in the background. That must have been Carol. The shriek I also heard had to have come from Cynthia. I assumed she had caller ID. At least I hoped so.“Hi,” I said. “Do you sluts make house calls?”“We most certainly do make house calls, sir. Would you like a slut sent to you today?”“I’ll take three of them. Bareback. No protection. Hold the. “No need, Sir,” Maria said. “Underwear get in the way of availability.”“From what I gather,” Donna said, “their training has been little more than how to please men and women.”“Yes Sir,” Maria said. “The House that trained us refers to us as ‘pleasure slaves’. We’re on hormones because of our hysterectomies.”“How convenient,” Jason said, and knew his voice squeaked. “This is incredibly thoughtful of Mistress...”“And more gifts are on their way, Sir,” Monica said. “They just couldn’t be shipped. "Daphne has a point," Kevin said musingly. "Soon or later you'll have to come inside, unless you have a bikini stashed in the water somewhere? So you'll have to show us what's hiding under the water. I mean, I've got no plans tonight, so I can hang out here indefinitely, right, Henry?" Yeah, how about you Daphne?" Henry said."Nothing to do," she agreed. "Except wait for you, mom." You three are perverts," Karen teased, "trying to see your mother naked."
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