The puzzled troops looked at each other before another man appeared he waved his arms and then vanished, then a six-foot tall teddy bear appeared and ...alked towards the troops. "Boo" it said before it too vanished."They're using hallucinogenic gas, ignore what you see." A Sergeant said, but he wasn't too sure about this either, beside him a man now stood, wearing pyjamas and a dressing gown."Excuse me but have you seen Ford Prefect? He's an alien you know." The man said and then he too vanish. I mean, really? Hiscock makes mine look like a total joke, and it is a joke, locked away inmy cage, how is this possible that he's so big, oh it's so hot, i'mfalling in lust. "Look at Daddy's balls too, baby." And i did, hangingthere so perfectly, fleshy and hairy, and probably full too, oh I wantedto wrap my mouth around them so bad, I licked my lips again. "Did youget a good look, princess?" Yes, Daddy I did." Good girl, you'll get to stare more later. Open," he commanded, and mymouth dropped. The bop ended and we walked back to the accomodation blocks, holding hands and stopping to snog every 10 yards like teenagers do. She asked if there was somewhere a little more private to go and I said that the only place I knew was my car, which I had bought with a car loan the previous month. I didn't think she would be up for that and was very pleased when she was keen. I ran up to my mess room to get my keys and would have beaten Linford Christie back.We got to my little MK11 escort and. "That's enough!" Sandra marched into the room. "Who started all this?"No-one spoke up. You could say that was a sign that we hadn't completelysplintered. It was still us against them. As Sandra walked up and downhowever, inspecting each girl individually, their teary-eyed glanceseventually led her to me. I stayed within the (rapidly diminishing)spirit of the group. I owned up to everything. Michelle remainednameless."You. With me," said Sandra. "You bad girl. It's solitary confinementfor.