” “I’m more than angry. I’m furious. And about three seconds away from breaking up with him.” “Wait a sec,” I said. “Don’t make any ...ecisions while you’re this pissed off.” “Oh you don’t even know how pissed off I am,” Maddie shot back. “I planned this all week. I’ve been looking forward to this for days. I’ve been horny all damn day thinking I was finally going to get laid, but no. Your brother decided to leave me hanging. If I had balls, they’d be blue right now.” I couldn’t help myself – I. !!Aunty:- mujhe shave karna nahi aata mujhe thoda clean hone main help kardo.Me:- theek hai but kaise aur kahan clean hona hai aapko.Aunty ne apne haath upar karke apne armpits dekhaya aur bola shave karo toh main shaving kit liya aur clear karne laaga toh aunty mujhe apne legs ssey mera lund ko jaan kar ke touch kar rahi thi main control kiye jaaraha tha.Phir sab clear karne ke baad aunty ne phir pucha ek aur help chhaiye toh main ne haan bola toh aunty ne neeche ki taraf haath karke bola ki. The truth is the dirt was just baked hard like a clay pot, but that's not how it looked at that moment.The two Workman bikes were tied carefully to the tilting flatbed truck. It was the kind of flat bed commonly used to tow cars. The three of us lifted the bikes onto the flatbed, so he had very little work to do. I didn't expect that he would be giving Marty any discount though.I forced the driver to stop on the way out to the main road. We were about to pass a thousand year old country store.. Smart-looking sisters.” Oh no. It was as I feared. Visions passed through my mind of Derek and Drew mercilessly taunting me and asking questions about my sisters; asking me for dates, asking me for numbers. Such is always the fate of any hot girl’s brother. And Lexi, at least to me, was really really hot.“Don’t worry,” he said, reading my face. “I’m only playin’. Family and exes are off-limits. Too young anyway.” I was about to object, but then realized that I would rather have him thinking her.