I lift up the black leather necklace and rub my thumb over the silver pendant that is attached to it. Its a two inch long ankh, the Egyptian symbol of...eternal life. Next to it lies another, longer necklace with a gemstone looped through it. Its carved into the shape of an angel and is made out of a stripy brown stone called tigers eye. I used to wear both these pendants every day, only ever removing them to polish them. The ankhs necklace can be adjusted to fit snugly against my throat while. We were a steady couple until he wanted to take out some bimbo. I finally had enough and I dumped him. All of a sudden I was the love of his life and he was ready to settle down if I would give him one more chance." What happened?" I took him back and married him. Two years later I caught him cheating on me and I kicked his ass out and divorced him." I never knew that you had been married." It wasn't the best time of my life and I don't usually talk about it. Anyway, from the way she is looking. I started messaging her breasts and took my hands under the T shirt and squeezed her nipples which were now erect.I tore her T shirt and put the hand down on her pussy which was clean shaven within a few seconds I had taken down her trouser and was fingering her pussy. She also started squeezing my cock and lowered my jeans. She sat on the floor and I took out my cock and whispered her to suckAnd she was shocked to see my 7 inches long and 2 inches thick cock initially she refused but when I. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the.