"Danny, wait, it's just that I'm a little out of touch with this sort of thing. Most people come in here looking for fame or fortune. Your's is a much...more humble request. I'm not used to that." Trust me, I've tried everything. The doctors have tried everything. Besides, now it's too late. Look at me, I am so damn ugly. No one wants to look at me." I see, I may have just the thing."The wizard disappeared into the back room for several minutes. When he returned, held a small tube of ointment in. "Lindsey, I'm a complete stranger. You're taking an awful chance trusting me." When she started to cry at that comment, he asked her, "you don't get to go out very much, do you?" Not really knowing why, she spent the next half hour telling him about her life.Andy asked several times about anyone who could pick her up. He was willing to drive her home, but understood the risk he would be taking. Being helpful could cost a guy a lot in this day and age. When his shift was over, he made her try. ‘Let’s wait after dinner, Nature Boy,’ Egypt said. ‘I can’t wait for the main event, honey. It’s going to be a very special ending,’ I told her. ‘I’m going to take you to love land.’ We sat in the living room eating and talking. Egypt complimented me on my culinary skills, and I could not stop telling her how hot she looked. Egypt blushed, and I could tell I was making her horny. It was clear that we were moments away from getting it on. I took her by the hand and led her to the bathroom. I had. The only thing was, she stopped at my desk. My heart stopped. I thought she saw me checking her out. She looked at me with a sly smile then kept going. I didn’t know what to do; I thought she was going to say something to my boss. I was freaking out. Next thing I know she’s walking out of her husbands office right towards me. Instead of saying anything to me she walks right on by, but throws a small piece of paper on my desk. I didn’t open it immediately but curiosity soon got the better of me..