Though himself a bachelor, he visited us often. He liked Rachhna’s cooking, and often teased me for having such a beautiful and accomplished wi...e. I dare say we too liked Sanjay, and I have often seen Rachhna making extra efforts to make our outings memorable. Suddenly, the door opened, and Rachhna stood at the doorway, completely drenched. From where she stood, she could see me, but Sanjay was hidden by a partition in the living room. She was wearing her work clothes- a blue skirt, ankle. ✧ ✧ ✧When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like ‘East’✧ ✧ ✧The older I get the earlier it gets late.✧ ✧ ✧If you answer the phone with “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up... ✧ ✧ ✧That moment when you walk into a spider web and you suddenly turn into a karate master!✧ ✧ ✧I don’t remember much from last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.✧ ✧ ✧ I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed. The law said that any male who had not made thepurchase must be arrested. On arrest the male would have forced hairremoval, have his eyebrows plucked and be photographed in make-up and abikini and the photograph would be released to the Press and displayed onthe 6 o'clock news. If the male still tried to refuse to wear women'sunderwear he would have a tattoo on his bottom which said "BWS" whichstood for "Bikini Wearing Sissy". He would then be castrated and have amandatory sex change. After 14. ’ Tina’s brow was furrowed as she listened to her mother. Angela reached across the table and took her daughter’s hands in her own and said, ‘Honey, that night he was kind. He was caring. He was gentle, and loving,’ she paused then added, ‘He was also inexhaustible.’ They both laughed. ‘He was everything that I needed that night,’ Angela concluded. Tina asked with some concern, ‘Mom, you’re not…’ ‘…Falling in love with him?’ Angela finished her daughter’s sentence for her, ‘No. Not any more.