Danny was sitting in the living room, close to their phone, watching the TV and letting his three young children run wild throughout their messy trail...r."Danny, I need Kaitlyn's passport, the one she got that time you went on the cruise ship." I think she keeps it with our important papers. Why you need her passport? Is she taking off with that money she won? If she does, I'm really through with that bitch this time." Danny was already getting pretty upset just from his own mistaken. MIL: Yeah, I have it on my ring finger, hand, and thighs also.Me: Hope I get to see all of them.MIL: Show me your moles first and I will show mine.We laughed again.Instance 3:I and my mother-in-law were watching a film on TV and there was some scene of lingerie photoshoot of the models.Me: Aunt, one day we must do that with my wife and you.MIL: Do with your wife, why me?Me: You still look like a model, aunt – not too fat, fair, not too short, you have firm boobs even at this age.MIL: Acha, how. .. porn set to your voice, with me pumping in and out of your sweet ass good and hard! It could set a whole new standard or genre of pop music ... porno pop, if you will! Pop has already gotten a bit raunchy, but not nearly enough for my taste! I admit that I really enjoyed your last one, where you pranced around in nothing but a bandana, of course!” I told Kesha as I pumped furiously in and out of her delectable bottom.“Count on you to applaud the growing smuttiness of pop and presumably all. Let's do it.(They charge.)Aoshi: Oniwaban-style Kodachi Nitou-ryuu(He crosses the two swords and scissors them across Kenshin's neck.)Aoshi: Gokou Juuji!Kenshin (leaping back): Hiten Mitsurugi-ryuu Ryuushousen! (striking upwards. Aoshi falls backwards as Kenshin leaps above him.)Kenshin (striking down): Hiten Mitsurugi-ryuu Ryuutsuisen!(Aoshi blocks by crossing his swords above him. He falls to his knees; Kenshin lands in front of him.)Kenshin (hand on the cuts on his neck): Do you still think.