I mean that the only thing that applied was "comedy of errors." Or, as it was said when I was in the marines and my delicate bride for life, Emily, wa... being true to me in her own way, the term was FUBAR. (That's the initials for "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.") And it took Moose, Brenda, Connie and me to straighten things out while Homer stayed home and got his dick made happy. He would think with that thing if he could. He sure tries.Anyway, what happened was that Connie had opened bank. Jahn had made a mistake, a critical one. Other than Jake Edwards, Donovan’s ‘neighborhood watch’ buddies weren’t the real problem. It was Destination Purity. There was overlap, close friends who were members of both, but then… family and friends changed the parameters. Where did one end, and the other begin? Was it a snake chewing its own tail, a danger to anyone that wandered near its coils? Staring numbly at the surface of the table in front of him, Donovan didn’t look up when Jahn spoke. ‘It. He stopped in the tiki bar first, and didn’t see her, but smiled to himself as he noticed her down at the beach. Stepping up to the bar, he ordered a pair of Tahitian Specials, which contained rum and a variety of other stuff and were blue but were also large and cold.Sipping his, he carefully carried the two drinks down to the end of the walkway and onto the sand. Brenda was lying face down on a beach towel spread over a chaise lounge, her eyes closed. She was wearing a thong bikini, which. “Hi. I’m Dana,” she introduced herself, before sitting down.“I’m Carmyn. Nice to meet you.”"First, I would like to state that I'm a good worker. I work extremely hard and I'm extremely dedicated. That's why I know I'm right for this job..."Dana's words went in one ear and came out the other, meaning Carmyn heard her, but she wasn't listening. In simple terms, she wasn't paying any attention what she was saying.Carmyn couldn’t help but to catch a glimpse of Dana’s pink undies that were peeking.