We went and sat down and waited for my mum, she came in and she was naked and smiling, my friend just looked at her shocked wondering what was happeni...g, I smiled at mum and said "wow mum you remembered my favourite desert" and I knelt down and started to lick her pussy, mum let out a soft moan as she kept looking at my friend, I turned and said "want to taste shes very sweet" my friend looked from me to my mum, then a smile went over here face "yes I do" she said and came closer, her tongue. "Interesting. Haven't seen him around lately." We had a fight a couple months ago," Patrick confessed."Too bad. So you guys - well - I was just curious. You've done things," Jack asked, and then asked, "You like anal?" Yeah." Me too, but your Mom, she's kinda scared - she won't..." Can't blame her," Patrick snorted, looking down at Jack's crotch."Hey, what you saw through the crack, that's pretty much it. I don't grow like you do." That's good," Patrick said with a grin. "Matthew - he's not. Then as he sat up he winced as his sore ass rubbed the sheets and he realized that it had all been real. How could he have done those things to himself! In front of Linda and her friends and the girls out by the car! God, even Mrs. Whitford had seen him!He showered and shaved and began to get dressed for work. He had already put his jockey shorts on when he remembered that he wasn't allowed to wear them anymore and he pulled them off. His trousers felt weird against his bare ass and the. No surprise there. By the time the cops were gone and I’d screwed a piece of plywood over the hole in the back door, it was after 1 AM.Luckily, Sundays were pretty quiet for missile crews and, aside from running some training scenarios with my crew and reacting to a few exercises from the SAC Command Post, I found time for a few naps.What happened to the intruder? Damned if I know. I never heard a thing about it.But you can be sure I replaced that back door on Monday!!Joke Gone WrongFlorence,.