A couple of months ago we where invited to an all day party in our local pub, being an all day affair I got absolutely drunk and could not remember mo...t of the day, anyway the next day nursing a massive hangover, my wife commented that a man had come up to her in our local pub while I was talking to someone else and said to her she was the nicest looking girl in the pub and wouldn't mind taking her out. my wife just laughed it off, and some time later the man left the pub with his mates,My wife. ”“Oh, how wonderful,” Mom exclaimed. Despite my astonished stare, she added, “Jayney, you must allow Jack to pay his way. He has his own means and need not be a burden. We must insist you take care of our young man to the best of your ability.”How she did it I couldn’t guess, but my woman, my lover, the love I will never forget, kept a straight face when she responded assuredly, “Oh please do not worry. I will take such good care of your young man he may never wish to abandon the English. I am like a tree that survives amid drought, disaster and still grow to maturity bringing beauty into your life for always. In my thoughts, I see you as my anchor amid the tempests of life. Babe, you are my heart’s conqueror in spite of numerous attempts to be besieged by various suitors. You are my one and only soul mate. You light my soul, my whole being, with the glow of your essence. It beckons to me with an intensity that pervades my senses, leaving me reeling for sure ground. I hear the. What did you say to me, you little bitch? her Father growled in response, striking her across the face with his rough hand. I said let go of me, you sick fuck!, tears were pouring down her face now and she looked to Brad for help, but he appeared to be paralyzed with fear. So you wanna get mouthy, eh? You think you can swear at me and disrespect me like that? I think we need to do something about that dirty slut mouth!, and he suddenly redirected his course towards the bathroom. What are you.