I tried to, non-literally, put my finger on it but couldn't. When I'd finished I started to think about my situation. My theory was that somehow after...someone had sex with the person who currently had this 'magic' cunt it would be passed to them. Later I recognized that it wasn't until both of you were asleep at the same time that the exchange happened. Then I realized that the person Mike had had sex with was actually a guy. And that explained why 'she' wouldn't take off 'her' shirt, it would. "Ray, my ex, began wearing girl's clothes as a little boy. He said thathe always knew that he should have been a girl and therefore his wearinga dress was perfectly normal."I felt so bad for him; he was a prisoner in his own body. Unless he gothelp, he'd almost certainly go mad. I badgered him into seeing atherapist and then to follow through on the recommendation for a sexchange. It cost every cent we could get our hands on but today, Chrissieis a happy lady."We were broke from the thousands. “What you do’in’ after lads?” she says, “Only we thought about a lock in if you’re up for it?”“Don’t know,” I says, “Washing me hair maybe, and there’s summat good on telly.”“What’s that then Chalky?” Rocket Ron asks.“There’s got to be summat good with sixty bloody channels,” I says reasonably.Nozzer looked at his pint. It was odd he usually just sank them. “What’s up Noz?” Gasser asks.“Got a bad gut,” he says.“Needs a bit of how’s yer father to loosen it up.” Mikey suggested.“Needs summat,”. “Lady, you are going to wear an old man down!” he protested.“You’re not old!”“Well, maybe not old, but forty-seven isn’t young anymore, either.”“Forty-seven!” cried Helen, shocked. She sat up and stared down at him in amazement.The doctor looked up at her sheepishly and shrugged. “I know, I know. I should have told you, but we’ve been having so much fun together, I never got around to it. I guess I didn’t want you nervous because I’m older than you. I mean I’m not really all that much.