She turned on the TV, picked up her Switch, and showed him her AnimalCrossing layout. He'd actually never seen it played before and askedquestions, an... she sat there with him, just an ordinary teenage girland her loosely tied-up, cross-dressed boyfriend with his hair inpigtails (and, halfway through, a wet diaper; he hadn't peed all dayand that was what it was for), drinking tea and playing until it grewlate."So how would you like to go home?" she asked."I don't really want to go as a girl. ”I had to agree.We continued to char for another thirty minutes and as we chatted, I couldn’t help but admire the accompaniment two tables away from me. I was simply awestruck, and I am not a lesbian or even bi-sexual.Our group broke up and I decided to stay behind, hoping and wishing, and trying to find the right words to introduce myself to the lovely younger woman. Finally, I decided to simply go for it, so I slipped over towards where she was seated, still typing on her tablet and I simply. I jumped up and made my way to the front door, meanwhile trying to regain my composure. I peered out the side window and was surprised to see my sister-in-law Dipti standing there looking a little tattered. I opened the door and said “What brings you here so early in the day?” She said that her husband was out of town for three days and she had a water leak in her kitchen and she was wondering if I could go over to fix it. I had no choice but to agree to see what I could do. I invited her in. She had appeared to be scanning the room as she approached and then her eyes settled on mine. “Mr. James?” she asked, with a slight smile and uplift of an eyebrow.I nodded as she stretched forth her hand.“Welcome to Dallas, Sir.” The sweet lilt of her southern accent was not lost on me at all.“I’m Laura Jane Andersen. Call me L.J." She smiled and looked down at my roll-along bag. "Is that everything, Sir?”“It is, my dear. I am afraid I am at a loss though; I was expecting a driver to take me to.