After about four months, she started getting fresh. We’d flirted a couple of times (well, all the time really),’ I parenthesized. ‘Finally, in F...bruary of my graduating year, she got overbearing, and I started avoiding her. One time, she caught me ‘napping’ in the library and she kissed my cheek, thinking I was asleep. I don’t sleep easily, so I was resting a bit. I nearly exploded right there. Another time, she cornered me in a foyer and tried making out with me right there. Wasn’t the best. I still remember seeing her tear-drenched face, her young 16 year old face, waving at me as I had to go join my parents who were honking their horn at me to get into the car and drive away. Yeah, I had promised to call... except my parents didn't approve of me calling her. I don't know why. They never told me why. Now, seven years later, I finally have the courage to call her. I had eluded my parents for a year now. I was 23 now, I could make it on my own. Would she still have her old number? I. This is not at all what I expected. I never want to even think about it again.”“Well, this is exactly what you wrote you wanted. In fact, you got even more then you asked for – you were just asking to hire one mistress and instead you got 6….and for free.”Betty was making no attempts to hide her contempt for me as she addressed me. “Yes, I know”, I countered, “but this is not at all how I imagined it. In my fantasies, it was totally different. In real life I just feel ridiculous.”Betty. Neither of them even acknowledged me and went into Sarah's office a minute later. I sighed and tried to get my work done."I swear every time I see them just going at it like that, they infect me, so I can't get shit done, but that floozy whines to me that I'm running behind. WTF, really? Is it a joke, or just a ploy to get me to freak out so she can fire me? I mean, tell me, so at least the mystery will go away."They gave me a few distraction-free minutes, but then they came back out there. I.