One night we were drinking quite heavily in the backyard with one of my girlfriends and her husband she noticed that rex,s cock was out a bit, I igno...ed her and told her that he probably sensed another dog in heat, she jokingly said she was. I reassured her Rex was well behaved and trained, she laughed but kept her eye on Rex. A few minutes later she said she had to go inside to relieve herself but after several minutes I suggested I should go and see if she was ok. As I turned the corner to. There was this one time where she left a very visible bite mark on my back. I had just got out of the shower and yet to put a t-shirt on when Mrs. Ahuja walked in with a cup of tea for me. As luck would have it she immediately noticed the bite mark on my back. She did not say anything and handing the cup of tea to me she left. I quickly put on a t shirt and looked for my Bermudas I found them and put them on. I had a lot of stuff to study so I decided to stay at home and catch up on my . And the Lord God grimaced and an enchanted gust of wind blew forth from him. And the Fart blew the waters of the earth together unto one place, leaving dry land for God to rest his beer on. (Incidentally, a less well known consequence of this holy hurricane was that it caused Lucifer, God's favorite angel, to quit his post as God's errand boy, and flee as far from Heaven as possible.)And God said, Let the Earth bring forth trees bearing fruit, plants bearing pollen, and other green life. And. ‘Oh you mean we need to get cozier.’ ‘No! That’s not what I meant.’ ‘OK. I always wanted to ask. So what is that called in your language?’ I asked when there was a short silence. She looked up and innocently asked: ‘What?’ ‘To fuck.’ ‘Yuck!’ She shut her ears. ‘I don’t want to hear that crude word.’ ‘OK I am sorry. But what’s it called?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘You are lying.’ ‘I can’t say it. It’s not what I ever used and just heard it randomly.’ ‘Say it.’ ‘No!’ ‘OK, then tell me the word in Tamil.