Our parents were out for the evening at an old friend's wedding. Nicole was in a strange mood. Two weeks ago she broke up wioth her boyfriend and was ...uffering from sexual deprivation. "Why don't you go masturbate," I told her while still watching the television. "What makes you think I masturbate?' asked Nicole, sinking down on the sofa next to me. I gave her look and chuckled. "Nicole, my dear horny sister, I am in the room right next to yours. I can that vibrator buzzing like a horet's. =================== Dani looked at me, we sat drinking coffee at the back veranda table, looking in the window at our now almost twelve-year-old son doing his homework. ‘He’s turned into a good boy hasn’t he’. I looked at her, sipping my drink, thinking, I replied softly ‘He’s better than both of us. He’s the best thing we ever did’. I shifted in my seat uncomfortably, no longer the fit-ish (oh come now, I was never exactly Arnie…), spry late twenties I used to be, forty was just around the. "Dude, tell me you aren't going to go to Greek Rush dressed like that," I said."Why? What's wrong?" He looked genuinely perplexed."You look like a fugitive from a bad 70's flashback," I said. I pushed him back into his room. As I expected, Craig was at his desk studying. He looked up distractedly as I guided Jason over to his closet."Look, the whole purpose for these parties is so you can make a good impression on the members of the fraternity," I said. I started going through his clothes. Mom to thodi bheeg bhi gayi thi side se.Aur iska pura maza autowale ne rare view mirror se uthaya hai. Station mein pohoche aur bench pe baithe. Shops band ho chuki thi saari. Bas ek ya doo hi khuli thi. 2 baje chuke the par train ka ata pata hi nahi tha. Maine mom ko bola, “Aap baitho yahi bench pe aur main inquiry mein puch ke aata hu.”Waha ja kar pata chala ki train late hai aur subha ke 5 baje ayegi. Jab vapas aaya to dekha ki mom bench pe nahi thi. Akhir gayi to kaha gayi. Pura station.