Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked i... a parallel universe.11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.15. Honk if you love peace. Just looking at the wayher shorts rode up the crack of her ass, almost sent Ian over the edge.Lord he wanted to fuck this sweet little girl so badly, but how could he, shewas his baby girl. Ian didn’t understand how he could have such dirty thoughts about his own daughter. Mornings were the worst time for him. Ina would wake every morning with an undeliverable hard on; the only thing Ian wanted was to bury his rock hard cock between the sweet pussy lips of his sexy eighteen year old daughter,. "Marie climbed shakily out of the van and posed as he'd ordered, relieved to see that they were in what appeared to be an underground garage, with no one else in sight. She cast a furtive look around then glanced back at her Master. The heat in his eyes as he looked her over startled her, and then gratified her. Even though she was standing before him naked, wearing his collar and leash, her asshole uncomfortably full of one of his toys, she felt absurdly proud. She could see the possessive. Well trained and obedient, he knew just what to do.Buck nudged his loins out and all of his naked cock-knob vanished up Valerie's smoldering cunt slot. Her wet cunt-lips fluttered and rippled as they collared his prick just behind the crown. Buck whined and pushed another inch of cockmeat into her, through that tight pink collar.Valerie arched her back, not moving herself, but waiting for the dog to bury his bone.The hound fucked in slowly, inch by inch. His long, thick cockshaft disappeared up.