Sunday ke din main uske gher pahuncha to ghabra gaya kyunki uske pati ne door khola tha main wapas nikalne lagato usne mujhe roka kaha jay aao main ch...k gaya kyunki maine apana nam sirf sanskruti ko hi bataya tha kair mai ander gaya usne sanskruti ko awwaz diya sanskruti chay leke ayyi mere kuch samjmain nahi aaraha tha ki usne sab bataya kaha ki hum log shadi ke bad hanimun ja rahe the tab hamara accident ho gaya usme mere pati ka nus kharab ho gayi aur main kuwari rahi kunki usk bad unka. Are you packing a ray gun? Can I take a ride in your flying saucer? Are you invading Earth?" Jacob, you know we're not supposed to ... please don't pay any attention to him. As you can tell he has quite an imagination." Who's Maya?" Klaatu's curiosity was suddenly piqued. There was actually someone who turned green like he did?"Maya's--" It's no one," the woman blurted and started dragging her child away."Relax, ma'am," said Klaatu in as soothing matter as he could. "I'm your friend. You trust. With my wife looking on maliciously,I lowered my shorts, stepped out of them, and set them on the chair wheremy outwear had already been deposited."Now, Teeny Wienie," my bride said triumphantly, "we're going to use Max'sbrilliant idea and make you look like what you really are."She reached into a pink, handled, shopping bag and pulled out a pair ofpanties, barely more than a thong, red with a tiny bow at each hip. Whenshe held them out to me I pulled back my hands. I couldn't accept them.One. So we walked out to the van with Mark and he opened the back of the van and there was her clubs with her bra in the bag.We got in the car for the trip home and I asked her why her bra was off and she said she was drunk and the 3 guys on her foursome bet her she could not take off her bra without removing her shirt and she showed them she could. I also asked her why they did not stay at the bar at the golf course and she said they were asked to leave because some of her coworkers were getting.