Of A. government at work!This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania D...partment of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter, you won't stop once you start. WOW Love this man.This is an actual letter: State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:SUBJECT: DEQ ... File No .97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming. He showed the detective the gun that he explained he had taken from me after I had eliminated the threat. It was evident that the detective realized the threat we had experienced and the emotions I was experiencing.He took my statement while I watched the CSI people doing what they do. When a wrecker began dragging the Suburban out, I felt relief with each foot the vehicle was out of the building.I watched the tow truck load the vehicle onto a flatbed and drive away. I looked at my BMW and it. On and on it rang as I sat staring blankly at the floor through my tears. Suddenly the sound stopped and I heard the mutter of a voice, my heart leapt as I turned my eyes in the direction of the phone to see my son standing there with the receiver to his ear."Tom!" I breathed."Yes dad," he said into the receiver ignoring me completely, "she's here."The venom in his voice made the breath catch in my throat as I listened to my son's side of the conversation numbly."I don't care any more dad.... She could not fix her eyes through being so nervous but the owner was not going to miss this opportunity to save his credibility. He quickly suggested to her that she had the opportunity to make good money simply by allowing the guys to take a few photos of her. After all, she was already dressed - should I say undressed? - for the occasion. She felt pressured to help the poor guy and shyly and a little reluctantly agreed. She also told the guy that the pay must be good and that she would keep.