I saw something flinch in his pants. I touched it and that was the first time we really did anything. 'Leland are you...?' 'Take it out.' I took it ou... and it was wet and bobbing like a worm but standing. Then he told me to kiss it and I did. I made a funny face and said 'It tastes like it needs some sugar or something...' Leland and I did this for about six months, doing a little more each time. That was until Auntie Peanut said Leland was doing bad things with 'sinful magazine and movies', so. ’ ‘When did he call?’ Clausen asked, totally stunned by his wife’s frantic actions. They had been trying to get back together, and had done very well in bed together the night before… but now his wife was acting strangely yet again. ‘A while ago, while you were in the bathroom–‘ Cat said, but was interrupted by the doorbell ringing. ‘Don’t answer that!’ Cat yelled as her husband went towards the door. ‘What the hell?’ he answered as shouts of ‘POLICE! OPEN UP!’ were shouted from the other side. “No he is a guest, Mr" the bloke explained“Captain Beckintwaite,” I said, “From bloody Yorkshire and speaks me bloody mind. Know thee’s bloody place or thee’ll feel me bloody belt cross thee bloody ass.”“I beg your pardon,” he said all sarky like, “Sir.”Bloody woman turns up, “By heck you’re an ugly bitch,” I says, “Hope you ent his bloody daughter, thee’d have to pay mesen to poke thee.”“This is my wife Captain,” bloke says,“Lady McGonnegal.”“No offence like,” I says as she belts me round the. I moved up behind her and wrapped my arms around her. One arm was over her breasts, one under. She stiffened for a moment, but quickly relaxed when she realized I wasn't making a move. I did kiss her cheek, and when I did so I was afforded a beautiful view down her dress. She was wearing a thin, white, lacy bra that looked to barely cover her nipples. The skin at the top swell of her breast was incredibly soft and creamy looking. We stayed like that for some time, each enjoying the view, so to.