"Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?" I only gave you enough blood to operate on... at time."Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.How can you tell if a man is really well hung?When you can just slip your finger in. Corny as fuck but, she was young. She'll know when the next asshole throws a cornball line at her. She giggled "you're funny" "OK, the back's all done, let's roll you over" as I (very professionally) tugged on her shoulder as to help her over.I had purposefully knocked the towel to the floor earlier so, she was all out there. "You're doing great" as I smiled an drank in her body "you ok?". She gave me a big smile and nodded "I'm good!" I poured some warm oil in my hand...rubbed my hands. There was no way that my pussy would dry up again before Nate was inside me. Going home with Melissa was not an option. I excused myself to go to the bathroom and flicked my eyebrows at Melissa. She joined me a minute later. When we returned to the table, her phone rang. She had called a mutual friend in the bathroom and made it seem as if she had received an emergency call about her mother. "Hope she's going to be okay," I said before Melissa dashed. I was down to one hurdle. It was the. Mom was turning hotter by the minute. Never seen her like that before, she was waiting for long, Slowly my uncle guided her to the bed and she parted her legs to give uncle the full view of her hot honey pot He asked mom to guide his rod into her honey pot. My uncle just buried his dick into her like a pro, they were in that position for bout 5 minutes both of them holding each other and my uncle doing everything my mom just laying down and enjoying but had tears in her eyes with pain, I.