Poo on seat.4. Poo and toilet paper in bowl, Unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.5. No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object ...ear base of toilet.Clearly, it had to be stall #2. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly shameful shitter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but big things were afoot.I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next-door, followed by a. "Did anybody else see you come in here?" I shook my head. I thought I should strap a bowl to my head and mix drinks for the barkeep. This was ridiculous, all this cloak and dagger. For what?My beer arrived. The waiter slid it on the table and departed.Shelly looked at me and said "Mike. My marriage is falling apart." I tried to look sympathetic. Actually I thought it figured. Her husband was an investment banker, a slimy little bastard that nobody liked. He was rude and brusque, and made a. Dono sex ke is khel me kho gaye aur ek dusre ko pyar karne lage. Us din maa ne usase do bar chudwaya. Ab ye silsila roj ka ho gaya. Wo har roj rat ko aata aur maa ke sath khet me jakar do bar chodta aur chala jata. Lekin roj ghar der se aane aur rat ghar ja ke chup chap so jane ki bajah se sahukar ki biwi ko us par sak ho gaya ek din uski biwi uska picha karte hue khet tak pahuch gayi. Jab wo khet me pahuchi to wahan usne sahukar ko meri maa ki chunchiyon se khelte hue dekha. Wo ye sab dekh kar. "Well, we can't go out with you too mooning over each other, now can we?" she said. Her smile betrayed her, and both Nina and her father laughed. Hanah said, "Nina, get over there and take care of your man."It was the first time she'd ever put it like that. "Your man." Nina was startled, but touched at the same time. She saw the tears in her mother's eyes, knew that it wasn't sadness there but joy, and felt tears of the same forming in her own eyes. "Are you sure, Momma?" she asked.Hannah.