It was like two lovers meeting after a very long time. (Sorry, if I am over exaggerating, but that was what I really felt). So, our chat went like thi.... Well, we had our chat in Bengali but let me translate it for you.Roopalee: Where the hell have you been?Me: Sorry, stuck with my work.Roopalee: Hmm. So, how did you remember me today?Me: I had time today.Roopalee: I thought you had forgotten me completely.Me: How could I? You are my dream girl.Roopalee: Stop lying. I know you are saying just to. “Going now. Need to clean up, I made a mess.”“You sure you are okay?” I asked.“Yes,” she said. “I’ll call you back.”“Okay,” I said, unconvinced. “Talk soon.”Sophie hung up the call, and fell forward on the mat, her body racked by deep sobs.“I fucking love Doc,” she moaned, as if it was the height of demonic possession to express such a though.She cried for 10 minutes, soaking the exercise mat, and pulling up the pillow, her tears mixing with her juices.“I am a married woman,” she sobbed out. " Mr. Claus, so you're admitting you enticed those children into forced slave labor and all the other charges? You didn't even enroll them in Social Security!" the man demanded to know."Well, yes! But it's not what you think or what it looks like!" Santa pleaded."Sir, I'm demanding you give yourself up, along with all the other accomplices hiding in your compound. Give up any weapons you have stored in the compound. In 10 minutes if you have not complied with the above mentioned requirements, I. . uh ... your penis is huge, it would never fit there!"Jake lit up with a whole-body blush. His mouth clamped closed and, to further his embarrassment, thoughts of pushing his cock inside her caused him to become instantly erect.Alie looked at him curiously and smiled slightly, waiting for him to respond.Jake finally collected himself, chuckled slightly and replied, "Your ... uh ... your vagina has the ability to stretch a lot to fit a man's penis inside. For many women it hurts the first time.