Then there was new year coming up and we decided to party hard that ni8 so we went to a club on 31st and there she had a vodka shot and told me that s...e is having it 4 the 1st time in her life and the she kept falling on me 4 the whole ni8 long and everywhere on the bar on the dance floor and on the couch she was on me all the time. Then we left the hotel at 3:30 in the ni8 and drove back to our flat. I don’t drink that I forgot to mention earlier and i knew that one shot would have not made. "I'm sorry Mom." I said. She reached down and squeezed it through the covers."Would you like for me to...to suck it?" Mom asked."Mom, why don't you call Nicole and have her come over." I asked. Boy, that was the wrong thing to say!"This isn't a whore house young man! I am your mother, you remember that!" She hollered. She took the sheet clean off and then she stood up and removed her robe giving me a shot at a slightly overweight woman. She climbed on the bed and straddled my dick and inserted. .. goes outside ... no litter box in MY house ... So I hollered ... I'm coming ... and I opened the front door. Well ... the little bastard ... he's looking behind him and suddenly ... any of you honyacks ever tried for a pet slipper? Kick one in the ass so hard your foot just slides on in? Harold ... the look on your face!!! You either done it or know what I'm talking about ... I ain't saying I ever did and I ain't saying I never, but there's a contortion when a cat gets kicked in the ass.His. Your only true best friends are myself and Karin Cooper." "Karin was my... uh, Lyle's girlfriend," said Michelle. "I know. The two of you have been best friends ever since nursery school. You have played softball since you were a little girl. You enjoy it more than pretty much anything. However, you're a lot like me; a lot of desire and strive, but not a whole lot of talent. The two of us work out together to stay in shape for softball and baseball respectively." "I work out? Lyle.