A strange high pitched hissing noise is audible, the light is intensifying from blue to white the cellar trap doors fly open, I am levitating upwards ...ut into the night sky."oh no I am being a*****ed by aliens!The white light leaves me blind it seemed like seconds before I awoke on a silver steel slab, funny little blue translucent orbs floated around near my head.Something was talking to me a voice in my head..."We are the orbs of Wang our planet is in grave danger, only a big breasted human. Ha to bahno aur bhaion meri hone wali raundi biwion meri aur meri hone wali raundi anutyon and gandu bap bhai log sorry bhai gand na marane wale sirf marne wale bhai log bhi ye story meri madharchod ma ke aur uska harami beta yani mai mere bare me hai wo kutiya chinal rundi burchoddi chodkkad chutmarani bhosadi wali gandu madharchod harami bikau vashya aur na jane kitano ki rakhal hai aur jo bole so kam hai uske bare me.Meri parvaris anathalay me hui jahan mai solah sal ki umra tak raha hoon. On Sunday evening, I brought Maggie a cup of coffee as she was preparing lessons for the week. She stopped and gave me a kiss. I sat down by her. I told her that I wanted her to go to London and have a lovely evening with Michael. My only condition was that she told me everything. I didn’t want her to go too far with Michael this time, but she should make it a special evening for him. Maybe they could hold hands and act as if they were a couple. I would stay up so that she could give me a. "Robbie had the grace to look embarrassed. "I didn't mean it like that. I meant if we go with Unrehearsed..."I smiled and waved her off. "Robbie you've been making my decisions since we met. If you stop now, I'll just get confused."Robbie blushed."Pizzas ready," Mom announced from the kitchen, bringing in a large pizza, paper plates and towels."Thanks, Mom."She surveyed the room. I know she was dying to make a comment about me hanging out with four cute girls, but I think she decided not to.