" So, Ed," Ned said, "How did you get into nudism? I mean, I know, because of Dana, but..." Guess it's my turn," Ed said, reaching for a beer, taking ... drink. "I grew up a geek. I was happier with a bunch of wires, or my Lego set, than with anything else — except possibly my pecker. I guess I played with myself from the first time I found out it felt good." Just like everyone else," Ned said with a grin.Ed agreed, "Yeah. But, being a geek, I wanted to show it to someone, run experiments with. Little did I know...My day started like any other, 5 mile run at 6AM, shower, get dressed andheaded to work. The only twist is what I'm wearing under my clothes. Ilove to wear girl's panties. I wear them all the time to work, and todayis no different. I get to work and start plowing through my day. I'm in acolleague's office, I'm friends with her, she's younger and new to thecompany and I've been asked to mentor her. I'm helping her put togetherslides for a presentation that she's going to give. I should call my dad or better yet the police. But what would I say? It would be too embarrassing. I did not want to have the reputation of soliciting such actions from men.Wrestling with my moral dilemma I continued to look at the massive piece of meat before my eyes. It looked harmless enough. My curiosity got the best of me. Never seeing one before much less touching it, I began to wonder about what a cock would feel like. Nobody would ever know. I would never tell. It would only happen this. The security guard nodded agreeably. "Oh, we're completely surrounded,sir," he said under his breath with a visible chuckle as he maintained afake smile. "Three just over that ridge and at least another two over bythat line of scrubby trees." He pretended to scratch an eyebrow in thedirection he was indicating.Shifflett looked down at his tricorder. "S-sir, I can't confirm or deny--"Chief Engineer Zook cut him off. "Don't worry about it. He's got kind ofa sense for these things."The security.